Political Anaylst

Election Results

Candidate	Popular vote	Percentage	Electoral votes (270 to win)
Barack Obama	60773770	50%	303
Mitt Romney	57879363	48%	206

"Who did you vote for?" Has been a very common question people have been asking me, my response: "I voted for opposite of whoever you voted for, just to cancel your vote out."  Isn't that a bitch?

Obama has been re-elected, and about 1/2 of my Facebook friends have announced that they are moving to Canada, and the other half are happily smoking pot while walking hand and hand with the same sex down the street (just because they can).

The half who are apparently moving to Canada (because this world must be going to major shit within the next 4 years with Obama in office), don't realize how hard it has to be to run this country.  United States of America.  Take a quick look at the history of the United States of America.  No matter who leads this country (or doesn't) nothing will be fixed within 4 years, which I applaud the nation for giving Obama another 4 years to attempt to fix the sinking (almost completely sunken) battleship.  You gotta give it to him for trying.  Not that he has really done much (beside let freeloaders own an iPhone 5 under welfare, because I worked my ass off for them to have it), but I'm curious to see what people think is going to happen. This election is massive.  Same sex couples (which I said YES for R74) may marry and live happily ever after, and 502 passed (I said NO) which people don't realize how poorly written the referendum was, or they just didn't read at all. For all you pot heads out there: if you toke it up and get behind a wheel; you will get a DUI.  They are also going to tax the shit out of it, so prepare for spikes in price (but if you are on welfare, don't worry). I also really don't want to be walking down the street in downtown Seattle and accidentally get high because people are toking it up.

Regardless of America being a sinking ship, and to all the people out there devastated that Obama has been re-elected and are in massive prayer for the country: I HIGH-LY (see what I did there?) advise you to have a beer. We only have 45 days left till the world ends anyway.
And I'll drink to that!